Pneumonia > Hives Mustache
I was thinking yesterday that it would really suck if you were allergic to tissues. Because you would sneeze and then need to blow your nose and then sneeze again and it would create this continuous never-ending horrible sneezing condition. And it could totally ruin your life.
Or, if it was the hives kind of allergy instead of the sneezing kind of allergy, you would have a hives mustache whenever you got the sniffles. That would really suck and I bet you would get all sorts of terrible nicknames.
I told all this to Matthew and his response was that Darlene was in the hospital with pneumonia. Way to steal my thunder, Darlene. Just kidding. Get well soon.
Although if I had to pick between the two, I would probably pick pneumonia over a hives mustache. It would be less unattractive. Probably.
I need to stop reading http://www.thebloggess.com/. I’m starting to think like her. Someone save me!
