1. I just drank a lot of coffee, so hang in there, this post should be long and babble-y and incoherent. Woo! My favorite. :-D
2. I really need to get a new job or a second job or something. Hanging out at my apartment all day has only led to three things: (1) lots of video games, (2) obsessive cleaning, or (3) cooking more than anyone could ever eat. I already cleaned the entire apartment top to bottom once this week and I cooked lasagna, empanadas, enchiladas, a muffaleta, and a giant pile of potato salad this week. And my parents were visiting for 3 our of 7 days this week, so just IMAGINE what I could accomplish in a full week! We need to get a third refrigerator. Or more mouths.
3. NO ONE has adopted my new Twitter meme #ADurday. I am very disappointed that my devoted Twitter followers don’t hang on to my every word as much as they should. We will try again tomorrow! Stay tuned!
4. And my Tumblr followers suck just as much as my Twitter followers do! (Just kidding, I love you!) But seriously. I only earned like $12 for my ads so far and I need $100 before Google will give me money! I’m never going to reach my goal of being a millionaire in a year at this rate, Tumblites! Y’all need to step up your game! Clickity-click!
4 1/2. I wonder if we could start an ad-clicking revolution. Like… a group of people who click on each other’s ads and become millionaires for free. But then would we be arrested for illegal clicking? Or maybe we would become too powerful and destroy Google! Nobody wants that. Hrmm. This deserves more thought. But keep it on the down low because I have a feeling that it’s treasonous somehow and would probably be bad for the economy. If I started a group on Ning for this, would anyone play with me?
5. I am waiting for a phone call from a potential employer who I am like 95% sure will hire me. And I just heard that he’s going out of town for the weekend, so I probably won’t know until Monday. Waiting is torture! :(
Okay, I think that’s all for now. I’m going to go do what I do (see #2). Catch ya later.